belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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