Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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