And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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