I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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