He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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