i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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