we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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