Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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