i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
