I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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