question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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