The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
its liver damage thursday
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