The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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