they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"it" just moved
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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