do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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