i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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