Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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