**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Where is the hickey?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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