Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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