im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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