I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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