can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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