We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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