Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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