if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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