Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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