So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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