"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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