Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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