What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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