We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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