I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
