Princesses don't give blow jobs
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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