Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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