"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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