when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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