Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
