Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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