D3 body, D1 cock
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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