you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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