She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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