He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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