I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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