R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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