Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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