Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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