After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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