she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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