Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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