She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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