how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
third nipple confirmed
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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