Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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