if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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