There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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