I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
