Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What drink are we having for lunch?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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